East Cowes
4 Feb 2015 by

EAST COWES will soon be battling other dilapidated Island towns and villages in an attempt to hold on to its title of ‘Shite Town Of The Year’. The contest, sponsored by the jewellery section at Argos, again welcomes entries from any parish council, organisation or group of fed up locals representing their community, to vie for the top ‘Shite Town’ honour. There are also awards for the ‘Most Boring Small Village’, ‘Chavviest Teen’, and ‘Least Inspirational Individual’ with Andrew Turner rumoured to be a shoe in for the latter award for the fifth year running. East Cowes won the 2014 ‘Shite Town of the ...

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