Holy Cow! Cows In Cowes!

Cowes residents were today met with a strange sight as one of the seven wonders of the Isle of Wight came to life, when the Co-Op car park became home to the milk-able version of the sailing towns name.

In yet another demonstration against corporations squeezing the little people, local milk farmers, sick of being paid tuppence per pint for their animals’ opaque fluid secretions, decided to flash mob the local car park in a last ditch plea for help from the local community.

Sadly the protest was short lived as a council jobsworth soon turned up and slapped parking tickets on each of the bovine beauties, though quite how they recorded the registration details of the Friesian herd is anyone’s guess.