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12 Oct 2012 by | 2 Comments
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Albert Chamberlain “Adge” Smith 57, would like us to point out that he pleaded guilty to 15 counts of burglary; not 15 counts of buggery as reported in last weeks newspaper. We apologise for the mistake.

30 Sep 2012 by | 3 Comments
Hamper

Organisers of Rookley Summer show have appealed to the holder of lucky programme number 438 to come forward and claim their prize. “It’s a hamper of fish and dairy produce.” explained Chairman, Ron ‘Furzle’ Smith, 57. “We’ve had to put it out the back as it was beginning to pong a bit, ...

28 Sep 2012 by | 5 Comments
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The Sandown man found guilty at Winchester Crown Court for gross indecency, bestiality and non-payment of a tv licence was William Arthur Grizzlebottom, 57,  not William Albert Grizzlebottom, 57, as reported in last weeks newspaper. We apologise for any confusion. Ms. Tina Trumping-Smith, 62, Chairperson of Merston WI is a keen ...

27 Sep 2012 by | 2 Comments
Fox & Cart

Seven police vehicles we called to the Fox and Cart pub in Merston on Wednesday evening to quell a disturbance after a heated argument broke out during the weekly Quiz Night. Publican Sid Smith, 57, explained that the problem arose when he read out the answer to question 17; “How many famous ...