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14 Oct 2012 by | 2 Comments
Emily Spurt

Well my darlings, what can one say? What a week it’s been! My new office is finally kitted out in a manner more befitting a lady of culture, style and blackouts. The Editor has opened his capacious wallet and my new desk, laptop and cocktail-shaker are in place. I also have ...

5 Oct 2012 by | No Comments
Green Door

She’s here! She’s dead posh! She’s cost us a ruddy fortune!  Our new Agony Aunt, Emily Spurt is gagging to solve all your sad, petty little problems right now; so what are you waiting for? Get in touch and let Emily ‘Spurt’ her pearls of wisdom all over you! Email ...