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25 Nov 2012 by | 7 Comments
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IN a bid to generate more revenue and cut pollution in Newport’s town centre, the ones that know best at County Hall are planning a congestion charge for vehicles in and around the bustling metropolis. The proposed congestion zone will also include Carisbrooke, Gunville, Dodnor industrial estate and Shide, with a ...

29 Oct 2012 by | No Comments
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The article published on the Islands failing schools and confirming them as below average compared to the rest of the country was actually reported by an investigator, Ofsted, not ‘Off his head’ as our hard of hearing source told us. We would like to apologise for any undue concern caused by ...

27 Oct 2012 by | One Comment
wally

A LEADING Island Council official is in danger of losing his place on the Council after a fracas with a police officer outside County Hall last week. Mr Julian Tibbs, 50, allegedly insulted Constable Terry Bacon after the hard working policeman asked Mr Tibbs why he was riding his pushbike without ...

14 Oct 2012 by | 25 Comments
Arse Heath

Island Police officers have finally arrested the Apse Heath ‘Prankster’ after 34 years of trying to catch him in the act. Sergeant Harry Pratt told The Candy Press that a 49 year old man named Jack Napier has been detained following an undercover operation that had been ongoing for several decades. The ...